On politicians...

Do we really need politicians? Seriously? Do we?

All they do is play "politics", whack tax payers' money, talk shit on the media, make a fool out of themselves whenever they can and allegedly even blow up hot chicks!

I think we need more leaders... not politicians. We need leaders with real leadership skills... not stupid politicians!

On driving in Malaysia

In Malaysia, we have really stupid politicians. They can make billion-dollar decisions on issues like national service, crooked bridge, mega projects, crony projects... and the likes but take 2453456 years to decide on whether to increase the speed limit or not... from 110kmh to 120kmh... which is really a no-brainer since the average speed on Malaysians highways is 140kmh. When was the last time you drove from KL to Singapore at 110kmm all the way? If you did, I bet you felt like the lamest driver on the whole stretch didn't you?

How long is it going to take to complete all the studies and finally increase the speed limit? How many millions do you need to claim for those studies? I hate driving slow... I hate paying summons... I hate causing accidents... yes contrary to popular belief, slow and annoying drivers cause more accidents than fast drivers. If you want to dispute this... go and do your own research!

Since we're on the topic of driving... I should also make a note that despite what the statistics say, female drivers cause more accidents on the road compared to men. I'll let you in on the secret of why the statistics are highly skewed... when was the last time any woman you knew reported an accident under her own name?? Genius! Yes I am! Women always get their daddys, hubbys, brothers or sometimes friends to report for them... mainly for insurance purposes because the cars are usually registered under their daddys, hubbys, brothers or sometimes friends. This my friends is why I strongly believe the stats are fished up and doesn't reflect the truth. Saudi Arabia may not be popular with the feminist community (FYI, women can't drive in Saudi) worldwide... but maybe they got it right after all!

Ladies... pissed off? Learn to drive properly will ya?

On stereotypes in Malaysia...

So the Malays are lazy & stupid... the Chinese are greedy... and the Indians cheat? You would have heard these, countless times in many variations if you're a Malaysian... but do you really agree with it? How can you not?

If the stereotypes are so popular... and almost all of the 25 million Malaysians know about em'... and somehow can even relate to em'... there must be some truth in it don't you think? So instead of calling em' stereotypes... why can't we just be honest and call em' what they are... the truth!

Nah... that'll be too sensitive for this country... people will get sensitive... and upset and start burning shit on the streets... which is alright with the police... as long as they are not Indians... because as we know, only Indians can get violent and destructive when they march on the streets... others will never get so bad so they can protest on the streets anytime and even burn shit without any proper permits. Probably because they are deemed too lazy to start up any serious violence.

I guess if you say your prayers before the protests, it just makes it all perfect!