On hot Malaysian girls...

Malaysian girls are simply gorgeous... oh yes... super hot. Partly due to the year-long sun tan and mix of various ethnicity. So why am I pissed about it? Somehow, the really gorgeous ones don't make it to tv. We get to watch ugly ass girls pretending to be A-list celebrities on local tv all the time. The really pretty one are usually half-white! That doesn't count ,you shithead media people. We just gotten used to it I guess... but its still annoying to see those mediocre celebrities "acting" gorgeous.

But then... God is gracious as always... he created mobile video technology. Due to this popular technology, we get to download and watch videos of the hot girl-next-door in serious hardcore action for free! Some of these girls can easily put even famous pornstars to shame... so much of skills, such balance, great assets... the whole package is just awesome. Who needs tv when you have free porn on the internet?

The bad part is... usually the girls don't even know that their videos are freely available online. Go on... hump like bunnies... but why do you have to record it? You know your shit ass bf is going to show em' to his friends... and when you break up, its all going online! Even if he doesn't leak it, there are so many other ways your videos can make it to the web. For example, when you send your handphones or computers for repair.... you know the geek at the repair shop is going to download all your files... yes ALL your files before even trying to figure out the problem with your devices. FYI, hiding folders and files are not the most genius way to protest your filth.

So the next time you decide to bonk in front of the camera... think about how it might end up on the internet one day and your grandkids will be watching it on their super HD laptops in the future... unless you want them to watch grandma sucking dick... turn off the camera!

But if you're Singaporean, I guess it's the latest trend now... so no comments about that.